You know what is attractive on a guy?A beard.
Something about a guy with hair on his face just makes me want to grab his chin and rub my face against it.
I don't know what it is about facial hair but it's just the definition of sexy and manliness.
Hmm?
Oh, you think a man with toned muscles and a clean shaven face is the definition of sexy?
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No way lady, a man with a nicely trimmed beard who is a little on the scrawny side is the way to go.
Those guys with the toned muscles and a clean shaven face, in my opinion, are just like high maintenance girls. Yeah I said it, they are GIRLS and not the good kind either! They are so focused on keeping themselves looking "hot" in the mirror and flexing their muscles that they don't have much time for much else...you don't want to get stuck with a guy like that. Guys like that only care about two things 1. Themselves and 2. Sexy Time. Not that we don't all care about ourselves and sexy time but to be in a relationship in which life is just all about that just isn't healthy. It's gross. Plus those guys will just give you ugly babies. Ugly ugly ugly ugly babies. You don't want that now do you?
A guy with a beard on the other hand...they will give you beautiful babies! The kind that people stop and just coo their brains out looking at it. Plus it shows that though they do care about how they look (by maintaining their beards) they don't really care that much, there are other things going on in that mans head then looking like an over-sized Ken doll. A man with a beard is basically a puppy. And everyone loves puppies. So next time you fall for a guy with biceps coming out of his toned butt look for the guy with hair on his face instead. His butt probably won't be better looking then yours, he'll care more about you, and he'll give you beautiful babies.
